Another meme from Storm

Storm has another cool meme, which I decided to take the opportunity to answer as well!

What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now?

Soap? Bathtub? Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!?!?!?!? *runs and hides*

Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator?

No, mommy rarely buys in now, as there are only her and daddy. But she loves watermelon and she makes sure to buy some whenever she has company over for a BBQ!!

What would you change about your living room?

No blinds and a cat perch or equivalent at every window. That's only fair, don't you think???

Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty?

Clean.

What is in your fridge?

NOT. CAT. FOOD.

White or wheat bread?

We don't really like bread, so no bread for us, thanks!!

What is on top of your refrigerator?

I dunno, but Marie makes frequent visits up there! I'll have to ask her sometime.

What color or design is on your shower curtain?

We don't have a shower curtain, coz it's an enclosed shower stall.

How many plants are in your home?

Two - neither of which we're allowed to reach.

Comet or Soft Scrub?

Huh???

Is your closet organized?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I don't think mommy or daddy know what ORGANIZED means!

Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home?

No plastic, just glass. But mommy won't let us drink out of that, phooey.

Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now?

No, mommy says it's too cold now.

If you have a garage, is it cluttered?

Yes it is. I should know, I inspected it myself on da weekend!!

How often do you vacuum?

Well, I actually hate the vacuum, so you'll never see me do it!

Standard toothbrush or electric?

We eat dry food, that's how we brush our teeth!

What color is your toothbrush?

Lesseee....if you consider our dry food a "toothbrush" it's brown.

Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch?

We have a grass woven mat on the outside and a dark blue mat on the inside. No welcome signs tho!

Is there anything under your bed?

Of course!! We like to hide our favourite toys under all the beds!!!

Chore you hate doing the most?

We don't do chores. That's for humans!

What retro items are in your home?

Well...I guess the house itself is rather retro, considering it was built in 1812. One of the things in the house that's original are the windows. Mommy and daddy love them and can't stand the thought of changing them to new energy efficient windows coz they love da old style!

Do you have a separate room that you use as an office?

Yes, it's on the main floor and it used to be the family room.

How many mirrors are in your home?

Three - one on the closet door in the foyer; one in the bathroom, of course; and one stand-alone in mommy and daddy's bedroom.

What color are your walls?

Living room - yellow; dining room and family room - green; kitchen - glossy white; second storey rooms - off-white.

What does your home smell like right now?

Not sure, but mommy wants to change da smell apparently!! So I guess it smells "dirty".

Favorite candle scent?

What's a candle??

What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now?

Sweet baby dills.

Ever been on your roof?

Not me, but Donny did once!

How many house phones?

Only two.

What style do you decorate in?

Sock-and-toy style: Donny and Marie leaves all da toys lying around, and I complement them with various dirty socks I can find from the laundry hamper!

Do you like solid colors in furniture or prints?

I don't really care, actually.

Is there a smoke detector in your home?

One on every level: basement, main and second-storey.

In case of fire, what are the items in your house which you’d grab if you only could make one quick trip?

Hmmm...I'd have to say one each of mommy's and daddy's dirty socks. That way, until I can find mommy and daddy, I will have their scent to make me feel better.


WOW!! Was that ever long...I need a nap now...have a Good Tuesday while I sleep it off....zzzz....