Finally...a kitty who won't insist on touching me

I'm really happy to have a kitty to call my own...who will leave me alone when I want to be alone...but who will keep me company when I am lonely. And her colour is so pretty too!

Thanks KC! Thanks Sanjee! This is pawesome!!

Meezer Rule Wednesday

If there a foot which hasn't offend you, by entitlement, it is yours to lay on and claim as your possession.

PS. It doesn't have to be mommy or daddy's foot either! A guest's foot will do.


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Meezer Monday: The Introspective Meezer

Sorry...not much to say today. I'm thinking. Reflecting.

Sometimes it's good to do that. To remind yourself of your utmost importance in this world.

Happy Meezer Monday, everykitty! For more Meezer Monday, please see Simply Siamese.

Thursday 13: 13 Reasons Why Socks Travel

Everytime a sock ends up somewhere in the house that it shouldn't be, mommy and daddy always look to me for answers! Hey! I'm not responsible for YOUR socks!! *glares at them*

But, thanks to many of my furriends earlier in the week, we have discovered many reasons why socks seemingly wander all over da house. For this week's Thursday 13, I have enumerated the 13 different ways, as explained by some of my furriends:

1. We know that socks have feet and they travel to our sides all by themselves!! [Samantha and Tigger]


2. Yes, socks are attracted to kitties, especially meezers! [Tara, my soul sister]

3. I am certain that the sock put itself there! [Daisy]

4. We fink socks haf got majjikal propertees and can move around on their own wivout anyone seeing them. [Eric and Flynn]

5. Socks just want to be near the Lady-cat! [Mickey]

6. messy humans i reckon...not like us careful meezers. [Storm]

7. I think it's normal. Our feet get cold. [Cheysuli, my mommy!]

8. ah the aliens broke in and deposited socks!!! yeah! that's it! [Sammy]

9. I know that sock just traveled there by itself. Yep. [Earl Grey]

10. I think socks know secret ways of travelling around the house. [Karen Jo of Kitty Limericks fame.]

11. You were bringing it to MomBean to make into a sock kitty? [Monty Q. Cat]

12. And wowie wow, how coffee stirrurs travel, too, and toilet papur cores, and sometimes efun Daddy's keys! [According to the words of Chairman Mao: Everything travels!]

13. Big sis *makes* them travel. *sidelong glance at Casey* [Donny and Marie]

So there you have it! 13 reasons why socks travel...and I am only MAYBE one out of these 13 reasons (although that is really debatable....).

With so many reasons, don't you think mommy and daddy could be more reasonable...at least consider the first 12 reasons before blaming me???

Happy Thursday, kitties!! I feel totally vindicated today!

Meezer Rule Wednesday

No matter how entitled you are to a particular spot, it's worth looking for an escape route...so that you can leave with dignity, saying you didn't like that crummy ole spot anyways!


I know imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. But wanting the same spot that I am occupying is just ridiculous! Oh well....if it earns me more Kitty Kaviar fishy flakes, then it's ok....I guess....

Happy Wednesday, kitties!! To get all your Meezer Rule Wednesday lined up for the week, please see Simply Siamese!

Meezer Monday

Here I am this morning, proudly showing one of many socks that "travel" in this house.

I deny any and all knowledge as to how this sock got here.

It's my story...and I'm sticking to it!

Happy Meezer Monday, kitties! And a VERY SPECIAL Happy Birthday to Skeezix!

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Thursday 13: 13 Other Reasons to be Annoyed

*Note* Make sure you don't miss da picture at the bottom of today's post!!!

Sorry about the glaring picture yesterday. I'm not mad at you, just at mommy and daddy. I often find many other reasons to get annoyed, it's my right as a meezer, you know!

For this week's Thursday 13, here are some more reasons I get annoyed:

1. The catnip pillow has Marie's slobber. ALL OVER IT.

2. The flashy-flash on the camera.

3. Food that I did not want.

4. Not getting food that I *really* want.

5. Donny picking a fight with me.

6. Donny and/or Marie avidly sniffing my butt.

7. Marie leaning in and rubbing me as she walks by.

8. Not getting chicken.

9. Not getting salmon.

10. Being ignored.

11. Not allowed outside.

12. Not being picked up on demand.

13. Mommy and/or Daddy going away to work/vacation/doesn't matter.

If you were me, wouldn't YOU be annoyed too.

Of course, I'm not always the annoyed-sulky type, hating my sibling. Here is a happy cute picture of me and Marie today:

Meezer Rule Wednesday

To train humans properly, never show anything other than pure annoyance until they get what you want, WHEN you want and WHERE you want.

Why is this catnip pillow here? Did I ask for it?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I ASKED FOR IT?!?!?!

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Another meme from Storm

Storm has another cool meme, which I decided to take the opportunity to answer as well!

What kind of soap is in your bathtub right now?

Soap? Bathtub? Aieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!?!?!?!? *runs and hides*

Do you have any watermelon in your refrigerator?

No, mommy rarely buys in now, as there are only her and daddy. But she loves watermelon and she makes sure to buy some whenever she has company over for a BBQ!!

What would you change about your living room?

No blinds and a cat perch or equivalent at every window. That's only fair, don't you think???

Are the dishes in your dishwasher clean or dirty?

Clean.

What is in your fridge?

NOT. CAT. FOOD.

White or wheat bread?

We don't really like bread, so no bread for us, thanks!!

What is on top of your refrigerator?

I dunno, but Marie makes frequent visits up there! I'll have to ask her sometime.

What color or design is on your shower curtain?

We don't have a shower curtain, coz it's an enclosed shower stall.

How many plants are in your home?

Two - neither of which we're allowed to reach.

Comet or Soft Scrub?

Huh???

Is your closet organized?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I don't think mommy or daddy know what ORGANIZED means!

Do you drink out of glass or plastic most of the time at home?

No plastic, just glass. But mommy won't let us drink out of that, phooey.

Do you have iced tea made in a pitcher right now?

No, mommy says it's too cold now.

If you have a garage, is it cluttered?

Yes it is. I should know, I inspected it myself on da weekend!!

How often do you vacuum?

Well, I actually hate the vacuum, so you'll never see me do it!

Standard toothbrush or electric?

We eat dry food, that's how we brush our teeth!

What color is your toothbrush?

Lesseee....if you consider our dry food a "toothbrush" it's brown.

Do you have a welcome mat on your front porch?

We have a grass woven mat on the outside and a dark blue mat on the inside. No welcome signs tho!

Is there anything under your bed?

Of course!! We like to hide our favourite toys under all the beds!!!

Chore you hate doing the most?

We don't do chores. That's for humans!

What retro items are in your home?

Well...I guess the house itself is rather retro, considering it was built in 1812. One of the things in the house that's original are the windows. Mommy and daddy love them and can't stand the thought of changing them to new energy efficient windows coz they love da old style!

Do you have a separate room that you use as an office?

Yes, it's on the main floor and it used to be the family room.

How many mirrors are in your home?

Three - one on the closet door in the foyer; one in the bathroom, of course; and one stand-alone in mommy and daddy's bedroom.

What color are your walls?

Living room - yellow; dining room and family room - green; kitchen - glossy white; second storey rooms - off-white.

What does your home smell like right now?

Not sure, but mommy wants to change da smell apparently!! So I guess it smells "dirty".

Favorite candle scent?

What's a candle??

What kind of pickles (if any) are in your refrigerator right now?

Sweet baby dills.

Ever been on your roof?

Not me, but Donny did once!

How many house phones?

Only two.

What style do you decorate in?

Sock-and-toy style: Donny and Marie leaves all da toys lying around, and I complement them with various dirty socks I can find from the laundry hamper!

Do you like solid colors in furniture or prints?

I don't really care, actually.

Is there a smoke detector in your home?

One on every level: basement, main and second-storey.

In case of fire, what are the items in your house which you’d grab if you only could make one quick trip?

Hmmm...I'd have to say one each of mommy's and daddy's dirty socks. That way, until I can find mommy and daddy, I will have their scent to make me feel better.


WOW!! Was that ever long...I need a nap now...have a Good Tuesday while I sleep it off....zzzz....

Meezer Monday

I was trying for the softer look in this photo, but as you can clearly see, I couldn't help but look accusingly at mommy and daddy for (a) not letting me blog the past two weeks, (b) for running away on the long weekend and (c) interrupting my beauty regimen (grooming, of course!) so that they can take photos on their new camera.

But I am sure glad they are back...and I am even gladder than I am back amongst you all.

Happy Monday, kitties! If you are looking for more Meezer Monday, please see Simply Siamese.

Middle Name Meme

Storm has tagged me for the Middle Name Meme! I was sorta getting jealous that Donny and Marie keep gettin' tagged for these memes and stuff, but now I get a chance to strut my stuff on the meme!

I'm sorry that it took soooooo long before I could do this meme, I had it all ready to go and then mommy wouldn't let us online for TWO WEEKS!! Let me tell you, there was a LOT of socks that grew legs and took over the house at every opportunity.... ;)

So, as you all know, my full name is Casey, Meezer Diva. I'm gonna choose Diva for the meme, but only because choosing Meezer....well, that's like a bean saying their middle name is Human.

Exactly.

So, here are the rules:

1. Post the rules before you give the facts.
2. List one fact that is somehow relevant to you and your life for each letter of your middle name. If you don’t have a middle name, use the middle name you would have liked to have had.
3. When you are tagged you need to write your post using your middle name and facts about it.
4. At the end of your post, choose one cat to tag for each letter of your middle name. Be sure to let each cat know she/he has been tagged. (It's okay if you don't do this... tag who you want to tag!)

D - Destiny. I am their Destiny. My mommy and daddy were chosen to love me and worship my meezerliness and encourage all their furriends to adore me without end. Even gma and gpa (my mommy's parents) can't help but love me!

I - Intelligence. I know I am the smartest of all of us (mommy and daddy included). I will work it and work it until in the end, I get my way. Sometimes, those ways do get a little extreme, like starving myself all day, or dragging dirty socks all over the house when mommy and daddy go away. But hey, whatever works, right??

V - Vengeance. When it's not what I want, I'm not like Marie, imposing my will willy-nilly. Instead, I go away and plot revenge! Then vengeance will be mine!

A - Adversity. I challenged it and beat the odds to get myself rescued and find my furever home.

If you haven't done this meme yet....I tag you!!!!

Happy Sunday, kitties!

Meezer Rule Wednesday

Don't stay in one hiding spot...always be on the move.

Especially when you get a nosy catsitter who won't leave you alone and start checking under all the beds for you - "to make sure" I'm ok. Whatever!!!

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