Thursday 13: 13 Things that Annoy Me

And this is one of them.

1. When mommy and daddy go away....oooh, do I get my revenge!! As I've mentioned before, I like to pull dirty socks out of the laundry and fling them everywhere and all over the house - just to show them!

2. Donny. He is truly the bane of my existence. Just look at the picture above, and you can see why.

3. Bottom of the food dish. I used to cry and cry when I could see the bottom of my food dish. And let me tell you, I had to cry pretty often! I don't care that I pushed food out of the food dish and basically made a crater in my dish, the point is: I can see the shiny stainless steel bottom of my food dish. Wahhhhhhh!!!

4. Dogs. I don't like them, and I don't hesitate to tell them!! I puff out my tremendous furs, growl and hiss loudly, hike up my back and punctuate the entire "tough cookie" image with an exclamation point of a tail! I don't care if they are nice to me!! I can't stand them!!!!!

5. Heights. I don't mind climbin' up, just as long as I don't hafta come down. All of you furriends surely understand why.....

6. Being picked up when I don't want to be. [To mommy and daddy: If I wanted to be picked up, I will totally let you know, ok??? Otherwise, leave me alone!!!]

7. Contractors. They are rough and tough dirty men that remind me of my (possible) abuser. And they make loud, scarey noises. I hate them!

8. Being left alone. I hate getting that abandoned feeling!

9. Strangers. That includes the (admittedly) pawesome catsitter we had. I like my queendom undisturbed by new things and esp new pple. They can take a hike for all I care....

10. Being left alone with strangers. Similar to points 8 and 9...but not the same!! For example, when mommy and daddy suddenly up and went to the hospital for a week for the "operations", and left me with all these strangers (who turned out to be 2 kindly gmas and a gpa that I already met before), it highly annoyed me. How come they didn't take me with them???? What place can possibly ever be so exciting that they just up and leave??

11. Luggage out in the open. It stresses me out, coz it *always* means that mommy and daddy are gonna leave me with only da lil white brats (thanks Maobert for da nasty term!).

12. The doorbell ringing. A ringing doorbell can only mean one thing: strangers. I won't have nothin' to do with them, no sirree....

13. That nothing 'round here does my bidding on demand!! Not mommy, not daddy, not anybody!! Hmph.

Now I'm really annoyed, coz I won't be able to blog for a few days. Mommy's needing some rest, and while she does many things to annoy me....I still love her. So I will see you all for Meezer Monday.

Ciao for now!