Monday, June 18, 2007
This photo basically sums up my attitude toward the catsitter: NOT happy.
I already did not like that mommy and daddy abandoned me yet again with this crazy duo Donny and Marie. What's worse, some stranger they called the catsitter came by twice a day. I'm not too keen generally with mommy and daddy's furriends, prefering to hide away when they come over. Well...how dare they leave and then some STRANGER come over!?
This stranger was a little old lady who just oooh'd and awwww'd over Marie and Donny. They capitulated right away when they met her prior to mommy and daddy taking off. So the first time she visited, they totally ran after her, grovelling for catnip and toys and cuddles. Not me!! I'd rather die than have to grovel for anything - and I think my meezer 'zociates would agree!
So, I stayed away and hid under the bed when she was here. She called me in her sweetest voice to try and tempt me with food and catnip - forget it! I have a reputation to maintain and I just don't become furriends with just ANYBODY!! Donny and Marie, I do not consider furriends.
Then the catsitter wrote all these mean things about me: I wasn't eating, and I wasn't exercising. How is that her business?!?! I eat when I want, and I exercise when I want....and it sure ain't gonna be when YOU'RE there!!
But finally, I deigned to come down tonight to see what this fuss was all about with this little old lady. Since she just put some fresh canned food out, I thought I'd better make sure I grab a few bites of that....and then allowed her to brush me, since she practically begged to do that for me. I do need to be groomed regularly; if she wants so much to be my slave, then so be it!!
Well, that was my lousy weekend, Happy Meezer Monday indeed!